Chapter 2

Like I said earlier, you're never going to believe me. 

I have to tell someone. So will you listen to me? You must have a moment to listen to a desperate girl. 

Really?

You will?

You're the best, like, ever. 

I should tell you that this is new to me. I've never talked to a reader before. I've never had to. Well, I talked to myself (don't you do that? You do? Yay! Okay, good, I'm going to continue) while reading, but I've never been the storyteller before.

Please, be kind. I know that this is going to sound crazy. Like an episode of Supernatural crazy.

You haven't seen Supernatural? It's a show about these brothers -- who are both really cute -- and they slay demons and other supernatural creatures. 

So yeah, that crazy. When I tell you where I've been, it's going to sound like I'm on drugs. It's going to sound like a bad LSD trip. 

I can promise you that it is all real.

All of it.

The lands, the people, the characters, they are all real. I've met them! I've been to Neverland with Peter, Wonderland with Alice, to Pemberley to see Darcy, and millions of other places with beloved characters. And wait...

Don't go. 

Please, I can prove it!

Would you like to hear what happened in Wonderland? It was my first literary adventure of this kind. I don't know if you'll believe me after hearing this story. I hope you will. 

You'd be the first.